The best geek pickup lines ever
Time ago, when I was a young innocent kid man brave knight, the hashtag #geekpickuplines went on fire over Twitter. This is the result. Although many are blatantly stolen from other users, a bunch of these are mine. But who cares. Enjoy.
- I wish I were a derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
- I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- My name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight?
- if you’re a Nintendo DS, can I be your stylus?
- You must be a singularity because you’re gravity is pulling me towards your hole.
- - CSS? JavaScript?
- Excuse me?
- Sorry, just trying to figure out how you got such round curves. - I’m like a Twitter server. It’s only a matter of time before I go down.
- Here’s one popup you can’t block.
- I’m developing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta test?
- Do you spit or google?
DELETE FROM you WHERE itemType='Clothing';- Nice weather we’re having here
- Can I
"INSERT INTO You VALUES Me"? - My firewire is enabled for you.
- Can I browse you? I have some cookies at my place.
- I totally rock at Guitar Hero.
- Where is your play button?
- I want to get dirty with your code.
- We are perfect for each other. You can’t see it right cause you are using IE.