Don't Run With Scissors

The best geek pickup lines ever

Time ago, when I was a young innocent kid man brave knight, the hashtag #geekpickuplines went on fire over Twitter. This is the result. Although many are blatantly stolen from other users, a bunch of these are mine. But who cares. Enjoy.

• I wish I were a derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
• I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
• My name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight?
• if you’re a Nintendo DS, can I be your stylus?
• You must be a singularity because you’re gravity is pulling me towards your hole.
• - CSS? JavaScript?
  - Excuse me?
  - Sorry, just trying to figure out how you got such round curves.
• I’m like a Twitter server. It’s only a matter of time before I go down.
• Here’s one popup you can’t block.
• I’m developing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta test?
• Do you spit or google?
• DELETE FROM you WHERE itemType='Clothing';
• Nice weather we’re having here
• Can I "INSERT INTO You VALUES Me"?
• My firewire is enabled for you.
• Can I browse you? I have some cookies at my place.
• I totally rock at Guitar Hero.
• Where is your play button?
• I want to get dirty with your code.
• We are perfect for each other. You can’t see it right cause you are using IE.