Work is killing me. My eyes feel rough, and if I get to choose between a million dollars and sleeping, I definitely choose the million dollars. I’m tired, but still I’m not stupid.
I’ve just seen this video (freakin’ cool!) and as I’m so tired and I don’t want to write, I’ll post a bunch of funny pictures.
Nov 14, 2009 | Categories: Uncategorized posts that won't be categorized ever | Tags: comics, funny pictures, if I had a million dolars, my eyes MY EYES it hurts!!, sleep, wheelbarrow freaks | Leave A Comment »
Time ago, when I was a young innocent kid man brave knight, the hashtag #geekpickuplines went on fire over Twitter. This is the result. Although many are blatantly stolen from other users, a bunch of these are mine. But who cares. Enjoy.
- I wish I were a derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
- I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- My name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight?
- if you’re a Nintendo DS, can I be your stylus?
- You must be a singularity because you’re gravity is pulling me towards your hole.
- - CSS? JavaScript?
- Excuse me?
- Sorry, just trying to figure out how you got such round curves.
- I’m like a Twitter server. It’s only a matter of time before I go down.
- Here’s one popup you can’t block.
- I’m developing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta test?
- Do you spit or google?
DELETE FROM you WHERE itemType='Clothing';
- Nice weather we’re having here
- Can I
"INSERT INTO You VALUES Me"?
- My firewire is enabled for you.
- Can I browse you? I have some cookies at my place.
- I totally rock at Guitar Hero.
- Where is your play button?
- I want to get dirty with your code.
- We are perfect for each other. You can’t see it right cause you are using IE.
Sep 19, 2009 | Categories: internet stuff | Tags: crowdtweeting, geek, I want to go all the way down your pants but I play too much with my gameboy color, love, pickup lines | 2 Comments »
There’s something I really like in this video. Since it doesn’t fit my delicate spanish blog, I dump it here. Enjoy.

Aug 25, 2009 | Categories: Fuck RIAA | Tags: kids, Mercury is a heavy metal too, mutant turtles, sick puppies, water fight | Leave A Comment »